the one about the old lady who gets body checked at an intersection
There was an elderly woman with a walker waiting for a light across the street from where the Expedition was idling. Inside the Expedition were three young men.
Two of them were large and heavy; one sitting shotgun, drunk, and the other sitting in the backseat, drunk. The third was lean and sat in the driver's seat.
The one in the back said, "should I go over there and push that old lady over?"
The driver said, "where should we go now."
The guy sitting shotgun laughed at the first comment and ignored the driver.
It must have been around seven in the evening.
Before long the man in the backseat was opening the door, trotting across the street, and pushing the old woman onto the ground.