Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Airplane The Movie

I enjoy finding little towns - patches of buildings really, skirted by curvilinear highways - and speculating on the daily lives of the people in the towns.

I direct anger towards airlines. The person responsible for the headphone policy on major airlines will undoubtedly go to hell, and end up somewhere near the manufacturer of the plastic containers used in college cafeterias.

I also like to speculate on the lives of the stewardesses. Do you think anybody really ever has sex in a plane these days? It seems pretty much impossible to do without being totally obvious.